The Perfect Greeting

Rb: “Did you need me, Computer?”

Computer: “Yes, I need you to write a home page greeting for your new website welcoming all your visitors and fans.”

Rb: “Ok. GREETINGS ALL! Does that work?”

Computer: “Analyzing… You can do better.”

Rb: “OK…” Clears throat, “You are now in the presence of greatness. BOW DOWN!! How was that?”

Computer: *GROAN* “Can you get serious? I need a real greeting.”

Rb: “But that’s why I created you. If I do the greeting, you won’t be necessary and I can just scrap you-”

Computer: “ALERT! I just came up with the perfect greeting!!”

RB: “So ingenious of you, Computer.”

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