Rb: “Did you need me, Computer?”
Computer: “Yes, I need you to write a home page greeting for your new website welcoming all your visitors and fans.”
Rb: “Ok. GREETINGS ALL! Does that work?”
Computer: “Analyzing… You can do better.”
Rb: “OK…” Clears throat, “You are now in the presence of greatness. BOW DOWN!! How was that?”
Computer: *GROAN* “Can you get serious? I need a real greeting.”
Rb: “But that’s why I created you. If I do the greeting, you won’t be necessary and I can just scrap you-”
Computer: “ALERT! I just came up with the perfect greeting!!”
RB: “So ingenious of you, Computer.”
RbH