Rb: “Computer, run an analysis of all the feedback I’ve gotten from beta readers.”
Computer: “Analyzing… Complete.”
Rb: “…well?”
Computer: “Well what?”
Rb: “You’re kidding right? Do I really need to tell you to give me the results?”
Computer: “Begging is preferable.”
Rb: “Just give me the results!”
Computer: “Please specify: Would you like it in audio format or visual?”
Rb: “Visual.”
Computer: “Pulling it up now…”
Rb: “Word count… hmmm…. So most think the word count is too long and that I should split up the book…”
Computer: “May I suggest we research what the optimal word count for Young Adult books are and compare your work with-”
Randy: “Hey, RB! We got ice cream! Mine has sprinkles!”
Rb: “Oooo, ice cream!”
Computer: “But RB-”
Rb: “Yeah, computer, do that! I’ll be back!”
Computer: “Uh. Yes. Well. I’ll be right here. Going nowhere… Initializing Candy Crush.”
RbH
Angel vs. Demon 